I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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