super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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