What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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