what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
