I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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