Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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