The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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