He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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