You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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