I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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