ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Randomize
