Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if i can run in heels then i can drive
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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