You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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