Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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