i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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