My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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