You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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