playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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