dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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