sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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