My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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