I need help removing her.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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