I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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