I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ugly people sure do ruin things
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
A bitchslap is in order.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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