Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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