So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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