Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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