I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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