you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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