the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just gift wrapped bread.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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