I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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