I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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