If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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