Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize