Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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