can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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