In the future we'll all be gay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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