I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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