question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
third nipple confirmed
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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