ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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