hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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