i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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