There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's no shave November. This is our time.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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