So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hotel room ftw
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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