Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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