i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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