who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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