Dual....:-)
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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