She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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