He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Can you bring me the toilet please
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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