I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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