So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Floor bacon is actually really good
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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