im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i think i have herpe
just one?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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