I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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