my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i barfeds in our rink
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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