Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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