i don't like sucking hair
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
